A note on the title

"Ridin' Dirty," as you may already be aware, is a play on the popular song of the same title.  While it in no way reflects my musical tastes, it does describe my penchant for debauchery.  Additionally, it hints to the inevitable hygenic downfalls I will experience over the next 4,000 miles.  Forboding, I know.  But I can assure you we'll all have a laugh over it...someday.