Ridin' Dirty: And the top assassin is....

Anson. So here's what went down from the previous post to now. As I was typing up my blog, Bobby comes by with Jessie in tow. Jessie runs into the library, I freak out and run to the back where I am killed. Jessie and I go to the front to plan her new strategy when Anson comes from the back door of the library and kills Jessie on the spot. Now it's just Anson and Bobby. We all return to the church, Bobby is no where to be found. Anson goes out again through the left. Jessie goes to the right into order to help Bobby. Bobby, just down the lane, sees Jessie who he does not know is dead, runs to the left (where Anson is) and Anson ambushes him. Great game, everyone. Except Derek. Stop preventing me from leaving the library when you died two days ago. Once your dead, pick up your corpse and get out of my damn way.

Not much to report over the past few days. We have had some amazing fodder to laugh over at the past couple churches. First was the Evangelical Lutheran Church of Glasgow. A typical barn church, ELCG had an amazing library. Amongst the items: Witchcraft Repacked (a fervent lambaste against the Harry Potter series); Russia, WWIII, and Armageddon; and What Every Woman Wishes Her Husband Knew. The Harry Potter video was the best though as one of the arguments against the book was the use of phallic symbols, such as a broomstick. Flash to a scene from the Harry Potter movie in which everyone in the scene yells, "Up!" and the broomsticks levitate off the ground. Then flash to some home video from actual witch ceremonies in which women are dancing around the room with broomsticks between their legs. Priceless.

Then at the Catholic Center in Malta was the video "Survival Guide: Teen Crisis." It was actually a whole series, but we put in the one about relationships with the opposite sex. A terribly awkward video. Also in the Catholic center were miles worth of sappy quotes. The best of them were the painted notes on all mirrors, bathroom stalls, and clocks. On the clocks were written, "Time for God." On the girls' room mirror was written, "You are beautiful no matter what you look like." And the note in the boys' bathroom: "God wants you to flush."

Then last night we found another game at the Methodist Church in Chinook: Teen Choices. The game was a variety of cards, each with a dilemma. You were supposed to choose from another card an approach with how to deal with the problem. I won't go into any more, just look below at videos.

Shout-outs: Thanks Mrs. Roi and Mr. Lee, I enjoy the comments. Thanks also to Mrs. Pinero, we had a lot of fun with the Pirates of the Caribbean tattoos (I stuck Orlando Bloom on the side of my mouth so I could lick him whenever I want). And last, but certainly not least, Ellen Mail!!! The group loved the song, we're going to do a rendition on the camera soon and post it on the site.

Photos and vids, shazaam!